January 2012
In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
iammarsz:
Shoutout to all the attractive girls I will never follow because they collectively possess the IQ of a raisin.
December 2011
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Move over Snuggie. Forever Lazy is trying to take...
Google it.
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I need your help Tumblr...?
Beats Solo Headphones or The L Word series (seasons 1-6)
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Dad and I are having cocktails.
When someone tells me they like me
I have followers but no messages.
Ive never watched the Italian Job all the way...
Happy New Year to me :p